Tuesday, July 24, 2012

major boobage

can't pay models for tasteful figure studies?
make em tasteless.
they'll pay you.

lola loves this dress

i can rate my outfits by how how many coworkers flirt with me during a shift

kim massie and the weiner man

hot night
hot mamma
hot dog

6.23.12

caroline for the win!

just cause it zips don't mean it fits

you'd think the day of the wedding the bridesmaids would be tending to the bride
but they're too busy tug-of-war-ing my corset down to my dress' size. 

Monday, July 2, 2012

off to chicago!

this post should be about weddings
but instead it's about roaches

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

sick of this shit

i'd say my neighborhood is a piece of shit, but it's so much more than that