Monday, January 23, 2012

salvation army food

is the new catering leftovers

the tommy halloran shift


welcome to saint louis. adjust your standards.




the day job

if i had a nickle for every time i heard that i'd be making more than i do

stef gets some midwest style

it's "soccer mom" meets "meth addict"

shoulda known better than to book a haircut at a place called "medusa"

dear friggin landlord,

i pay rent. hot water should be a right, not a privilege.

i never learn that i'm always right

that was indeed a tall glass of hangover juice

Friday, January 20, 2012

things gettin real in the kitchen

today chef butchered a whole damn goat.
i didn't even know people did that anymore.
it was __(fill in the blank)__.

twinsies

it's come to my attention it's hard for people to tell twins apart, so here's a cheat sheet.










*it gets confusing if i have a date cause i try to unscribble my hair, but that shouldn't be a problem any time soon

Thursday, January 19, 2012

jazz nights rock

sitting around a table at a jazz joint talkin art.
i am so in love with my wednesdays.

"he called your drawing 'dynamite'"

who just got a nod from the legit artist?
this girl!

Monday, January 16, 2012

cat crazy o'clock

how's little brother?


meet sam

sam's the man
with boots on
http://samdavisstudios.wordpress.com/

age ain't nothin but a number

that's not true
cause only kids get away with dirty dancing to the brunch band

perks of the job

kinda like that i traded in free cheerios for live music

the poop bandit

every night one of my neighbors smears poop on the valet's cars.
why do i have to end every story about STL with "yes, really."?

other duties as assigned

homeless bouncer

the pac man room

god i hate this bar.
but god i love this room.
i am conflicted and drunk.

Friday, January 13, 2012

my coastal roots are showing

stef will never again order mussels in the midwest. it's an embarrassment to us both.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

way to porn up our drawing session

ahem.
keep it professional. for the rest of the people in the room, at least.

life downtown

just mopping up some homeless lady's pee in the lobby.

life as a hostess at blood and sand

namedropfail.

life as a hostess at lola

watching emt activity

our trip to the tap room

"ummm hi. there's a guy outside getting into his car and puking at the same time. and what's on draft tonight?"

Thursday, January 5, 2012

to my peeps

good times, as always!

much love,

stef

pizza mart jumbo slice

is seriously the jumboest slice

happy new year!

whew! 2011 was a doozey, but we made it!

NYE is classy hallowen

all the slutty without the themey!

dad's words of warning for NYE

shit, dad!!!!!!

holidays in review


sorry, colon

my diet devolved into...
well, let me illustrate with an actual food diary: lasagna for breakfast, burgers and a shake for lunch, cookies and booze for dinner.
as a wise man once told me, "screw it, it's christmas!"

evan's meat

oh my! it's soooo big!

and the feastravaganza continues

the christmas binge classics

tis the season for gluttony

this holiday we visited home for 2 weeks of parties and binging.
let's start it off with kay's christmas feastravaganza!

so good catching up!

catching up with the ladies
and catching up on months of missed mussels bolognese at brasserie beck's

best christmas gift ever

it's 10:00am and the whole family is still sleeping in
*heart*

the "back in my day" differentiator: bombs

back in my day we had to drop our shots into our beers ourselves!
now the glasses come with the shots built in! pffft! kids these days!

burlesque bingo

burlesque bingo at a retro ice cream parlor--how can you lose?
...jen and stef just can't win.

gold star for dressel's

hoity toity food that makes mouth happy and a booze menu that gets serious.
dressel's is the beck's of STL