major boobage

can't pay models for tasteful figure studies?
make em tasteless.
they'll pay you.

lola loves this dress

i can rate my outfits by how how many coworkers flirt with me during a shift

kim massie and the weiner man

hot night
hot mamma
hot dog

6.23.12

caroline for the win!

just cause it zips don't mean it fits

you'd think the day of the wedding the bridesmaids would be tending to the bride
but they're too busy tug-of-war-ing my corset down to my dress' size. 

off to chicago!

this post should be about weddings
but instead it's about roaches

sick of this shit

i'd say my neighborhood is a piece of shit, but it's so much more than that

meet shara

lone exception to the "leggings are not pants" rule

dream team

jen steers
stef drinks beers

lola float trip

getting smashed in the great outdoors is my new favorite company party

st. f*ing louis

"we know we did a shitty job for you but we thought it wouldn't matter."

humiliation is forever

when i was in the 3rd grade i was sitting next to nisha on the bus one day and she sneezed a long florescent green booger into her hand.

so if you hear "don't worry, people will forget all about that" it's a lie.

we can hear you. all of you.

you can't just walk across the 14th street bridge, you gotta rap across it.

a playful breeze on a summer day

really pisses me off when i'm painting

new work friends

animals with rabies make me feel like snow white

peein at the ritz

fun fact: hotel bathrooms are clean and open to the public, so long as you look slightly better than homeless.
plein air potty problem solved.

lesson of the day

sensei says: don't be stingy.

plein air scare

outdoors is covered in bugs

birthday bender buffer

birthday week ends with a scheduled hangover day for naps and netflix.

iz brilliant.

we all scream!

for I SCREAM CAKE!