hurray for outsourcing!

note to self: do not submit any IT Helpdesk requests during performance appraisal season. while someone spends 4 hours logged in remotely trying to figure out why your printer is jamming you're left looking like a pretty appealing budget cut.

lesson learned

if you want to enjoy your night at the theater don't sit in the Name Tag Section.

a night at the theater

wow--i totally didn't know rape scenes were so freakin hysterical.

but in my defense, neither did the rest of the audience.

happy friday!

Q: what's better than a stranger complimenting your hair on the metro?

A: nothing. well, maybe shoes. n--no. nothing.

the poop stalactite story

fun fact: museum restrooms are worse than starbucks restrooms

real estate

god bless friends who leave work early to nab the happy hour seats!

shoe fetish

rough research shows the Jasmine boot pricing scale is rigid to the penny. to wait for a sale might be to forget about the shoe entirely and go on with my life without them.
what to do?
how many days of eating only pantry items and staying in for the night adds up to $[actual amount not rated for all audiences]?
4-6 nights at cedar?
or 4-6 nights at becks?
or 2-4 nights at becks/cedar and 3 happy hours?



hmmm...that really doesn't sound like a sacrifice