things that are like things

food : food-like substitute :: culture : reality talent shows

little brother has a cold

good deal or just awkward?

booking the "Romance Promotional Package" for our birthday to get the free champagne and 2 massages at the spa

special ordering my default order

today i got excited to try something new, but i substituted and added to it until i ended up with what i order every time.

eye contact

there is a line where is gets creepy.

blast from the past

when you fill your ears with the Chatter and the Drone

you can't hear the Truth