this week's balls out award goes to

the man who said "enough with this!" and let himself up the broken escalator

guess what's great about summer!

dirt birds!

good morning, mr. breakfast!

ahhhhhmenity fee in use!

who could possibly feel threatened by a church key?

how many times does the FAA have to steal my corkscrews before i realize it's a stupid thing to pack anyway?

quittin time

cheers to that!

divas!

x: what are you doing?
me: drawing men in mildly s&m costumes doing beyonce's "single ladies" dance


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me: hello?


thank you, washington gay mens chorus, for keepin it fabulous!