the debut

stef as waitress

first night on the job and my walk in was a walk out

dear lola,

you can kill our wed jazz nights, but you can't kill our wed booze nights!

the corrective cut

oh fuck. geriatric clientele and a glamor shot of my terrifying haircut on the wall...

the find

dear smartphone,
i wanted you to send me to a cute coffee shop, not a shady uninviting warehouse.
...oh. it's both!

stunt driving

a broken heater core is a lot like driving down the highway with a square inch of visibility that happens to be over on the passenger side.
oh wait. it's exactly like that.

frisky bums

the springlike weather is making the bums horny