corset fitting

gotta ignore all that fat and measure down to the bone--that girl cinched that tape so tight i didn't even see her hands anymore

rude awakenings

the housemates scheduled everything but sleep

parade anxiety

truckloads of leatherfaces flinging pounds of beads at your face from every angle is fuckin terrifying, man!

bourbon street

NOT my scene

lesbian brass band

just gotta slap yo thighs and busta move

cafe du monde

forecasting flurries of sugar with a chance of passing out

there's something about mary

you make this look easy