employment! :) ... :S

today stef rejoined the ranks of the barely employed!
and tonight her new boss laid the foundation for a very uncomfortable employment.

school lunch logic

if pizza counts as a vegetable serving, a bloody mary definitely counts.
*and shame on you, congress, for caving in to the frozen rectangular pizza lobby. SHAME ON YOU!

*epilogue on that last one

thanks, thanksgiving eve moustache riders. that was indeed hilarious.

men of stl, WTF?!!!!

some simple rules you're supposed to know by now:

a couple minutes of banter at a bar does not mean you can follow me into the girl's room for a quickie.

you may not rest your crotch on knees or any other body part as you make your introduction.

on a first date do not just leer and adjust your boner several times a minute.

 smothering a girl's face with spirit gum and smushing on fake stache with your meaty hands, while hilarious, is not a smooth move

stef meets the recruiter

*temping is like prostitution in all ways but one.

painting studio role call

meet megan.
represented mostly through notes.

painting studio role call

meet mike and amy.
they are legit.
i'm starting a fan club.