Metrowoe

Dear Girl on the Metro,

Thank you! We all appreciate your efforts this morning to get to your destination before everyone else, overcoming us physical obstacles to get to the doors on a sardine-packed train at the first announcement that the train was approaching the station. We all enjoyed your dialog with the women around you when they called to your attention there was no place to go when you insisted on standing up and moving into the aisle and you laughed and continued to push them into other people. But what really made my morning was when you smushed yourself through the crowd only as far as me--and decided the best thing to do was wedge my arm between your hard pushup padded boobs for the remainder of the ride. Thank you again!