college did this to me.

i am not a dependable person because i have the memory of a goldfish and if i don't write notes on my hand i will not remember what i promised but i also love washing my hands because i hate germs and then the notes wear off and also it hurts to write on my hands with the pens i steal from work so sometimes i talk myself into just remembering what i promised and not writing it but when i do that i already know i'm going to forget.