fun fact!

in baltimore all the vegetables taste like butter!

CAKE BLITZ!

finally swimmin in treats!

prolly not a good thing

my breaker box is leaking.
didn't know they could do that.

dinner triumphant

frazzled.
and frizzled.
sat in silence watching men making sushi.
left smiling like a crazy person.

cozy night in on a cold night out

except hotel tv selections suck cold buffalo balls.

this thanksgiving i'm thankful for

just me and jen.
and jim, of course.

in the meantime...

here's what susy looks like when she smells a drop of christmas in the water and goes into a christmas frenzy
 (self portrait by susy)

excuses, excuses

there are sooooo many reasons i've been neglecting my blog i wont even go into it.
but here's some stuff to look forward to:
*and/or not be surprised i never get around to:
--halloween booty shorts!
--publicly wagging my finger at a particular graffiti artist!
--election i didn't even pretend to follow!
--finishing my first painting in a gazillion years!
--wishing i was more and/or less drunk!

heck yeah, annapolis!

food on a stick

ren fest, you're doin it right!

renfest boobage

renfest is above all else a celebration of corset boobage.
unfortunately all renfest boobage falls into one of these 3 fails:
1) boobshelf + boobsqueeze = boobpyramid
2) boobage spillith o're top thy corset in manner most unflattering
3) back cleave

oh yeah, well it's a rock opera now, biotch!

caroline in la boheme 10/16 and 10/22!

http://www.eventbrite.com/org/462147545
 

nanny yells at the fanatics

*intolerance runs in the family

family bonding

boardwalk breeze.
messy sandwich from the italian deli.
mouths too full for talking.
bliss.

stef yells at the hipsters

close your friggin legs--you're making the burqa seem like a good idea.

postcards from the edge

hey yall!
just chillin with the fam this weekend.
wish you were here!

lovums,
stef

backstage at the black cat

dammit, pete, you were supposed to go on an hour ago!

pete yorn highlight reel

front row wisdom: if you can't beat them, be queen of them.

















stef defends territory over fiercely aggressive hos.

jeni and zach sittin in a tree...

making real deal russian borscht

dear awesome ruskie roomie,

god bless you and your totally foodgasmy ruskie cooking!
i really can't explain how good this apartment smells right now.

homerdrool,
stef

salome has boyfriend issues

that psycobitch don't know no means no.

the mighty pint: the new camelot

good for business: the jwoww twins making out in their victoria's secret finery.
better for business: the jwoww twins actually pouring drinks for customers.

all the girls gone wild

when these girls go wild we flash visas not boobies.

classier, but just as damaging.

girls gone wild

umm...spending more money like we got it.

girls gone wild

spending money like we got it!

parents are wow

...parents are wow.

parents are wow

...to realize the extent to which...

parents are wow

it only took me one day with a 7 year old...

reason # 157 why victoria's secret sucks

that's ok, molly, plenty of other panty peddlers know the single ladies like a little lace too.

peter ftw!

dear peter,
you are our hero.
[collective sigh and swoon]
 sincerely,
us

palace of wonders: the late show

the secret to having fun at palace of wonders is to put up with the bullshit of the early show in order to grab seats between crowds.
*bonus: the trivia contest questions are the same so the prize porno is in the bag!

palace of wonders: the early show

wtf?! can anyone even see titty?

it's time once again to brainstorm halloween costumes

flo from progressive and flo from alice: yay or nay?

it's time once again to brainstorm halloween costumes

zapp brannigan and drunkstef

it's time once again to brainstorm halloween costumes

sexy safari: yay or nay?

the answer to all your twin psychic powers questions:

yes.
at this very moment we can feel eachothers desperation to get out of my office building.

i love free festivals because

"no booze beyond this point" signs mean there is booze for sale somewhere.

i love free festivals because

out of the blue they announce the bad plus is playing and i'm like whoa.

i love free festivals because

little girls in pink dresses bust a move to steel drum ensembles rocking out to proud mary

things i need in my life. like, now!

*i could really go for much less cowbell.

see yall tonight!

context may vary

hey, kids! i didn't do this for my blog, but since you bugged me to put something up and i dont want to draw something new, here tis!

labor day weekend done right

skanks v spanx

if my breakfast was a car it'd be a monster truck

good lord i'm gonna regret this immediately.

tolerability index, wednesday september 1, 2010

busfarts

i guess it's not cool that i had no shame about farting on the bus until i noticed i was sitting next to a hottie.

makin mushy

try makin mushy with all your favorites!
- ice cream!
- casseroles!
- anything that shares a plate with mashed potatoes!
- birthday cake!
- bean burritos!
- the indian lunch buffet!
- 7 layer dip!