all the girls gone wild

when these girls go wild we flash visas not boobies.

classier, but just as damaging.

girls gone wild

umm...spending more money like we got it.

girls gone wild

spending money like we got it!

parents are wow

...parents are wow.

parents are wow

...to realize the extent to which...

parents are wow

it only took me one day with a 7 year old...

reason # 157 why victoria's secret sucks

that's ok, molly, plenty of other panty peddlers know the single ladies like a little lace too.

peter ftw!

dear peter,
you are our hero.
[collective sigh and swoon]
 sincerely,
us

palace of wonders: the late show

the secret to having fun at palace of wonders is to put up with the bullshit of the early show in order to grab seats between crowds.
*bonus: the trivia contest questions are the same so the prize porno is in the bag!

palace of wonders: the early show

wtf?! can anyone even see titty?

it's time once again to brainstorm halloween costumes

flo from progressive and flo from alice: yay or nay?

it's time once again to brainstorm halloween costumes

zapp brannigan and drunkstef

it's time once again to brainstorm halloween costumes

sexy safari: yay or nay?

the answer to all your twin psychic powers questions:

yes.
at this very moment we can feel eachothers desperation to get out of my office building.

i love free festivals because

"no booze beyond this point" signs mean there is booze for sale somewhere.

i love free festivals because

out of the blue they announce the bad plus is playing and i'm like whoa.

i love free festivals because

little girls in pink dresses bust a move to steel drum ensembles rocking out to proud mary

things i need in my life. like, now!

*i could really go for much less cowbell.

see yall tonight!

context may vary

hey, kids! i didn't do this for my blog, but since you bugged me to put something up and i dont want to draw something new, here tis!

labor day weekend done right

skanks v spanx

if my breakfast was a car it'd be a monster truck

good lord i'm gonna regret this immediately.

tolerability index, wednesday september 1, 2010