zoo's gettin kinky

it's [monkey] business time

dear verizon store,

you are not the apple store. you're not fooling us be making us wait around all day like there's a line.

another trifecta:

fire, fiddlin, finally using that damn fox outfit

game 7

trifecta: bar, costume party, winning!

game 6

what i learned from game 6:
-i pity the wives of traveling businessmen (note that dude hiding his left hand all night)
-put on a jessica simpson hat, the cards score
-people get slutty over sports
-sometimes baseball gets awesome!

welcome home gifts!

little brother did a LOT of puking while i was gone.
a lot.
a lot.
a lot.

stimulus $ at work

thank god for the dedicated worker holding the "slow" sign at the end of the cul de sac. woulda totally sped past the driveway.
keep up the good work, boys!

and then--wha????

slapshot's in the house!

and then we were all...

gettin our serious groove on up in here

hallmark moment

big brothers are knights when their little sister is overwhelmed with emotion during the ceremony
<3

scott and elsa get hitched!

language barriers

"single" doesn't mean "in a failing marriage" and "date" doesn't mean "therapist", right? just checking.

stef attempts a date

the bar was highly recommended by a homeless dude. yes, seriously.




yes.
seriously.

notes on stl

stl loooooooves the cards
*i need more red in my wardrobe stat

notes on stl

stl looooves stoopidhuge rims on busted sedans

notes on stl

stl looooooves twins

you know it's gonna be alright

but hey look! i gots my sis hanging out while i play in my new storefront studio!
yall know what i call this.
this is tits.

and now for something completely different!

adjusting to my new hood.
(those are bullets, not condoms)

i battled pirates

fuck you, united master lines.

it was a long, strange trip

the move was harder than expected

so off i go
to st louis!
to be an artist!
to live with my sister!
to start a new chapter!

funemployment is full of adventures

funemployment is full of tv party

funemployment is full of artzone

funemployment is full of pooltime

*miss caroline flew away to chicago, but we haven't seen the last of her ;)

take this job and shove it!

stef enters the era of funemployment

don't call it a comeback

hey yall! it's been a while since i last posted and, boy, a lot has happened!
let's take a look...