no matter what you do, a girl can always find a way to be a raging bitch on valentine's day.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
valentine's haiku
supper bowl
no idea what football is, but i know how to stuff my face like a champion!
*sorry for not leaving you any food, tony!
*sorry for not leaving you any food, tony!
Friday, February 3, 2012
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
the find
dear smartphone,
i wanted you to send me to a cute coffee shop, not a shady uninviting warehouse.
...oh. it's both!
i wanted you to send me to a cute coffee shop, not a shady uninviting warehouse.
...oh. it's both!
stunt driving
a broken heater core is a lot like driving down the highway with a square inch of visibility that happens to be over on the passenger side.
oh wait. it's exactly like that.
oh wait. it's exactly like that.
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