mr krabs keeping it real

saturday morning cartoons are darker than i remember

poste

i love the silence snow brings. i mean the constant sqeal of tires spinning out.

cable out? pour a glass of wine and watch the pandemonium of DC drivers

that crazy baltimore

eating pizza. minding my own business. and suddenly: a mack truck pulling a parade float that is a basketball court drives by. on it's way to nothing in particular.

big brother's throne

i made a throne for big brother with all his favorite things to sleep on within an on-call petting radius and then i was horrified at my crazy cat ladiness. maybe 11 steps from now i'll put it all away.

the tilted kilt

it's hooters, only it's an irish pub.
only it's not an irish pub at all.
but they got a couple of parts right.

the no splash zone

as a kid i never got splashed when i sat in the splash zone. like, ever. it was a curse. but as an adult i see it as a special talent. any seat i pick is guaranteed to remain dry.

...i didn't pick the seats for the dolphin show this time.