My Life.BMP: December 2009

Saturday, December 26, 2009

ah, family traditions

think you can pass me the butter without inciting the "butter up your end" joke?

Friday, December 25, 2009

christmas coma

the time between xmas morning and xmas dinner when you don't care that you're knee deep in trash

merry christmas

from the whole family...and ed the plumber

the peeeeace of christmas daaaaay!

have a merry christmas, dammit.

jacquie and stef are unimpressed with gas fireplaces

jeni swears it'll get like real fire soon

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

"let's go play in the snow! it'll be fun!"

"i'll critique your playtime from the doorway! it'll be fun!"

big girl bed needs a headboard

dreams need a fence so they don't run wild

Monday, December 21, 2009

daydreams: winter fun!

* mulled wine
* big girl bed
* tudors on nexflix instant

hot holiday fashion trends of '09!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

things i learned today

the difference between Video On Demand and Pay Per View

(pay per view is all porn)

Thursday, December 17, 2009

the friend of my enemy is my enema

damn you, WASH fm!

my radio threw up saccharine all over my desk

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

fun fact: 12/15 is gone with the wind's anniversary

tonight the part of scarlett will be played by courtney.

daydreams: jen's home for the holidays

with a suitcase busting with provelle!

the song in my head right now:

i love playing in my big girl bed
my big girl bed!
my big girl bed!
i love playing in my big girl bed
like i used to love playing with my new Battle Cat toy!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Monday, December 14, 2009

i wish stevie wonder wrote all the christmas songs

paul and james, you are nails on a chalkboard. and don't even get me started on gloria.

(barry manalow might be ok after a few drinks)

"join us for mulled wine on the rooftop"

"...suckahs!"

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Friday, December 11, 2009

behold THE BIGGEST harry&david gift pack in the whole wide world!

do you know what 80 lbs of moose munch looks like?

much better!

jammin out to the Glee channel on youtube

stoopid all-xmas format radio!

how can a radio station commit 3 months to all-christmas-all-the-time when there are really only 4 songs that aren't completely painful?

testing the melting point of poly cotton blends

delightfully unbearably hot

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

WTF, bobbibrown girl?

you're really going to do this to my face and release me into the general public?

Monday, December 7, 2009

the theory of VISAbility

it would appear interest in a guy is quantifiable by the percentage of wardrobe you're compelled to replace before the next date

winter warmer

there's something utterly depressing about coming inside to warm up and ordering a beer bc you didn't see the hot drinks on the menu

omgmtvernonwassooooofun! i poked a sheep, met a christmas camel, watched ladies make nasty old timey hot chocolate, ate peanut soup, had pye--with a "y"!-- saw a collie, hung out with some boy scouts, squished in the mud, heckled a hog, and i think we passed some historical stuff, but i can't be sure.