SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN HEAR MY JAMS

lunch fail

bathroom monitor

a major downside to filling in at the reception desk is the involuntary bathroom monitor duty. sometimes after sitting up there for an hour someone comes out of the bathroom that i didn't see go in. 

 

note to all: don't touch the newspapers in the lobby.

disaster safety plan = casual friday?

exactly how does going to work wearing jeans help us in a blizzard?

working after a snow storm

= you're a sucker

if a tree falls in a forest...

if you're working the day before thanksgiving and no one is around to see, does it matter that you came in at all?

office etiquette 101

(baked&wired cupcakes are not an offering to be taken lightly)

"other duties as assigned"

i told my boss giving him a back massage was an HR no-no so he called HR and got their approval.

medicine head

well floating off into space but my hands are still touching the keyboard, so it counts as working, right?

hurray for outsourcing!

note to self: do not submit any IT Helpdesk requests during performance appraisal season. while someone spends 4 hours logged in remotely trying to figure out why your printer is jamming you're left looking like a pretty appealing budget cut.

this WTF goes out to shannon

what's with engaging me in a serious work discussion first thing in the morning? clearly you were not aware i was busy with my cheerios, sudoku, and watching that video of the turtle having its way with a sneaker when you called. i mean, that scramble to log in and do actual work was monumentally draining.

carol channing advisory in effect

warning: do not EVER break into your best carol channing impression as that will ALWAYS be the exact time the Top Brass walks by

social conditioning

it's a good thing: bringing in baked goods for all to gobble up

not a good thing: bringing in a few extra special SusyCupcakes for select friends and not for indiscriminate sharing and guess what was all gone when i came back from the restroom

daydreams: 5:31pm

autofill, we are not friends.

late for work

turned off my alarm in my sleep today. woke up already late for work. getting ready was a blur. ran all the way to the metro. i hope i remembered to put on deoderant.

office party

Q: why does stef always volunteer to sit at the reception desk?

A: alone time with the candy dish.

bad day

just put ice cubes in the damn thing

Boss likes ice cold fresh squeezed OJ. Boss' girl puts OJ in the freezer and forgets it over the weekend. Boss wants ice cold fresh squeezed OJ, but really ice cold fresh squeezed OJ is hard to get out of the container.