Friday, January 29, 2010
home sweet home
ah! there's nothing like coming home to your kitties and all the dishes you left in the sink a week ago!
travelogue: 11.24.05 6:01am BWI
acceptable crack-o-dawn airport booze: bloody mary.
unacceptable crack-o-dawn airport booze: sam adams.
unacceptable crack-o-dawn airport booze: sam adams.
travelogue: 8.05 notes on tucson
cacti forests are called "stands".
saguaros are really pretty when they're pretty, but most are poked with holes from woodpeckers or diseased or half dead and black and swiss cheesy.
saguaros are really pretty when they're pretty, but most are poked with holes from woodpeckers or diseased or half dead and black and swiss cheesy.
travelogue: 8.05 notes on tucson
in tucson everyone is a "partner". boyfriend. girlfriend. lover. buddy. wife...
makes it easy to keep track because there are so many combinations to choose from.
makes it easy to keep track because there are so many combinations to choose from.
last day of vacation
dear bossman,
i really miss work and really want you to (a) call me at 8:00am and (b) keep me on hold for 20 minutes
i really miss work and really want you to (a) call me at 8:00am and (b) keep me on hold for 20 minutes
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
travelogue: 8.19.05 2:45pm phoenix
local eatery richardsons has a long wait list so the hostess recommends the sister restaurant around the corner, says "follow me" and takes us through the kitchen, through a back alley, through a back door and another kitchen, then presents us with bar seats.
good news: it smells great! menu is great! and on the other side of the cramped bar is a wood-fired grill!
good show.
good news: it smells great! menu is great! and on the other side of the cramped bar is a wood-fired grill!
good show.
travelogue: 8.19.05 gila bend
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
travelogue: 8.18.05 yuma
found a place called "burgers & beer".
tvs all over. it's supposed to be so you can watch sports, but we found a jackie chan movie. jen had a burger with anaheims and jack. mine was...something hot. chilies in the burger. chilies on the burger. apparently had bacon and cheese too, but my mouth was too burny to notice. fortunately burgers & beer had as many types of beer as burgers. we started with a bloody mary'd up miller lite. hmmm....no. passed up the lithuanian, syrian, and other exotics for an arrogant bastard. bad decision, though, cause now i'm so stuffed i can't do anything but go back to the motel to watch the travel channel.
...jeni warns i'll have a whole page to write about my burger in the morning.
tvs all over. it's supposed to be so you can watch sports, but we found a jackie chan movie. jen had a burger with anaheims and jack. mine was...something hot. chilies in the burger. chilies on the burger. apparently had bacon and cheese too, but my mouth was too burny to notice. fortunately burgers & beer had as many types of beer as burgers. we started with a bloody mary'd up miller lite. hmmm....no. passed up the lithuanian, syrian, and other exotics for an arrogant bastard. bad decision, though, cause now i'm so stuffed i can't do anything but go back to the motel to watch the travel channel.
...jeni warns i'll have a whole page to write about my burger in the morning.
travelogue: 8.18.05 2:45pm ocotillo
twins are officially lobster red.
jeni stops for sunscreen and gas station dude says "sunscreen????" like he had never heard of it.
in the desert? really?
jeni stops for sunscreen and gas station dude says "sunscreen????" like he had never heard of it.
in the desert? really?
travelogue: 8.18.05 pine valley
there's a little start of a road that looks like it's just there for people like us who pass through the town thinking there must be more to it, but then they get up the road and realize it's just a bunch of nothing with no place to turn around.
Monday, January 25, 2010
travelogue: 8.17.05 11:00pm san diego
i feel terrible. met a man down by the docks. ok, it was a male. a scraggly tabby. there was flirting. there was petting. then we leave to go back to the motel and we realize we were totally playing this guy. poor thing followed us all the way home. now he's wandering around the parking lot crying out for us. i pulled back the curtain and he was right there! good thing he didn't see me.
i washed my hands for a long time. i feel dirty. for touching him or for teasing him?
i washed my hands for a long time. i feel dirty. for touching him or for teasing him?
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
checking out a strange city
i picture myself wandering into a bar, sitting down and staring off into space for a while, then leaving, wandering into the next bar, sitting down and staring off into space for a while...
until i'm drunk enough to start making friends with old toothless locals.
inevitable.
until i'm drunk enough to start making friends with old toothless locals.
inevitable.
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Thursday, January 14, 2010
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
chirosuckah
why can't you just fix me instead of snookering me into 3 months of visits?
i swear i could get the job done with a bottle of wine and a friend with a hammer.
i swear i could get the job done with a bottle of wine and a friend with a hammer.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Saturday, January 9, 2010
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