dear dearoldlove.com,

so much to copy and nowhere to paste.

--oh wait

how about my peeps lounging around for the 4th of july!

yup, that's better!

--oh wait

how about some men wrestling eachother like it's the highland games!

what could be better?

alone with the pool

what could be better?

susy, my dear,

you are a little yellow mermaid.

little mermaids

oh sus,
you have no idea how much i will miss recovering from the misery of the work day with you.

remember

PSA of the day

dear men,
shaggy haircuts, please.
that is all.

sincerely,
women

whoa. i accomplished way too much today.

i need to remedy this with some online shopping stat!

bittersweet

me: where will i be when you're gone???

susy: you'll be swimming in treats--that's where you'll be!

bad decision making in progress...

fun fact!

the melting point of rocket dogs is well within the temperature range of my space heater.

(overlooking that i use a space heater in july.)

(overlooking that i also use it as a footrest.)

the 2nd worst place to knock down a bike

it took about 30 seconds to go from smug comment about "is that your boyfriend's bike" to "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E88HEuwInno"


...and don't buy a truck you can't drive

remember when mom said a "not joke"?

aaaahahaha!
i just remembered.

mexico vs france

whoa.
futbol is more fun to watch than i realized.

travelogue: 8.05 Tucson...2:45ish

damn it smells good

this week's balls out award goes to

the man who said "enough with this!" and let himself up the broken escalator

guess what's great about summer!

dirt birds!

good morning, mr. breakfast!

ahhhhhmenity fee in use!

who could possibly feel threatened by a church key?

how many times does the FAA have to steal my corkscrews before i realize it's a stupid thing to pack anyway?

quittin time

cheers to that!

divas!

x: what are you doing?
me: drawing men in mildly s&m costumes doing beyonce's "single ladies" dance


...


me: hello?


thank you, washington gay mens chorus, for keepin it fabulous!