outfit fail

uneaten candy necklace

= resounding defeat.

a WTF to myself

excellent point, courtney. the weird thing is i WAS about to post some penis, only it was going to be that youtube of the french bulldog puppy stuck on his back like a turtle and not at all the full frontal from our night at the theater.

hmmm....

beingagirl 101

if your new eyeliner doesn't come off with soap like your old one and you don't own eye makeup remover you are not allowed to experiment with other products in your cabinet until you find a suitable substitute

the dread of being less hip than Enawene Nawe tribesmen

i learned today who Lady Gaga was and when the reaction from friends was utter disbelief i thought i'd defend my severe lack of pop culture awareness with my obscure music awareness...only every favorite band i googled hasn't recorded since the late 90s.

it counts as double dumb when you're tryin to look hot

ugh. she just asked for the address for my CC and i thought she wanted that address printed on my CC.

it's like i've never bought anything before.

death by laundry

there are rules, people

what evil allows texting at 8 am on a sunday?

Fuckin Sudoku

Stef's failure rate at Sudoku is directly proportional to her Alcohol By Volume.