daydreams: long range water propulsion

note: it turns out people don't think it's as funny as i do.

god bless friends who bake!

just in case you were wondering, i am always available if you need to test recipes.

it counts as double dumb when you're tryin to look hot

ugh. she just asked for the address for my CC and i thought she wanted that address printed on my CC.

it's like i've never bought anything before.

gossip

aw! how great is mom knowing more about what susy did last night than susy?

my coffee is more in the candy food group

Q: is that just a mug of cream?

A: no, there's some sugar in there too.

it wasn't really cat pee at all!

did you know basil smells like cat pee?

took me all night to figure that one out.

spazattack

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