this is what a sick day looks like

low res camera + overactive imaginations = a girl can't lose

an open letter to opaque tights

thank you for hiding our hairy winter legs!

if i built a bear, i'd build a warren

coffee and antacids

lunch fail

rite of spring: the switch to white patio wines!

rite of spring: brunch with 25 cent mimosas!

chat roulette: it's what's for dinner

gay grease

no wait!!! intermission is my favorite!

gay grease

no wait-- the hand jive is my favorite

gay grease

gay frenchy is my favorite

damn you, piperlime!

why do you remove my beloved marc jacobs bag that i've been waiting ever so patiently to buy on sale the day the sale starts?

the night the worst night was the best night

  

baby in a corner + redheaded step-children treatment + blind determination to get seats at the bar = expense account payoff!

daydreams: webcomic party

(has anyone noticed jon arbuckle and i are, like, soul mates?!!)

the probiotic smoothie

never again!

Q: are all cupcakes delicious?

A: no, starbucks cupcakes are not delicious.

Q: are strawberry milkshakes a hangover cure?

A: strawberry milkshakes are not a hangover cure

travelogue: 3.14.10 harpers ferry

travelogue: 3.14.10 charles town

the casino is the 2nd most depressing place i've been

the casino in a power outage is the 1st.

here's my hypothesis

you smell most like yourself about an hour after you shower












*sorry, this is what happens when i stay up past my bedtime.

this week's balls-out award goes to

congratulations, girl-who-just-sat-down-in-the-middle-of-a-crowded-train-bc-her-feet-hurt, you just won this week's balls-out award!

missed connections

you: 20-something female at the black cat who was otherwise attractive except for those neat rows of perfectly cylindrical, well shellacked grandma curls

me: girl behind you wondering who let you leave the house like that

fashion disasters

glen echo park

the most exciting place for about 5 minutes!

not all compliments are good

the kids table

what is the world coming to when we can't even get seats to the matt show?!

let's not forget this is all about fashion

"the dr here is super nice"

"i don't need a nice dr--i need a queer eye."

administering the kitty meds

because adrenaline, fear, and pain are cheaper than coffee to get me going in the morning

ah, the taste of disappointment

NY Times recipe

tastes like a BBC recipe

brownchickenbrowncow!

snaps to you, jacquie!

oooooh! THAT's why people go to the gym!

dear boys that just sauntered out of the men's room in naught but towels,
i don't want to sound like i didn't enjoy the show, but it think you'd better ask your moms to send you new towels with your next care package bc those are all a tad threadbare.

the vet cat

always regret the decision to say "hello"

minesweeper actually makes time slow down

if you thought sitting in a vet's lobby at 7:30am was fun, wait till you find out it takes another 3 hours to get a cab ride home!

things that are like things

food : food-like substitute :: culture : reality talent shows

little brother has a cold

good deal or just awkward?

booking the "Romance Promotional Package" for our birthday to get the free champagne and 2 massages at the spa

special ordering my default order

today i got excited to try something new, but i substituted and added to it until i ended up with what i order every time.

eye contact

there is a line where is gets creepy.

blast from the past

when you fill your ears with the Chatter and the Drone

you can't hear the Truth