citygarden

the happiest ADA compliant place in STL!













 (ahem ahem, city museum!)

in swoops our guardian angel!

in DC sweaty men with minivans are stranger danger. in the midwest they're nice folk out to do good deeds like drive an exhausted set of twins to the post office to renew their passports.
...and come back later to check in on us and make sure the one with the broken foot has a chair to sit in while she waits.

god bless you, old man!

fun fact: stef and crutches don't mix

awesome night in

me hangin out with some plastic skeletons, listening to How Stuff Works, enjoying my painkillers, and smelling the persian feast that is being cooked for me

here's the bad news

you are not approved to play at the city museum, but the doctor said the ball pit is ok

fun in the ER!

oh wait, that wasn't fun at all.

steffffffall

watch out for those st louis sidewalks. they'll reach up and bitecha in the ankle.

stef takes notes

...lumbar flexion may relieve symptoms associated with spinal stenosis, so you can educate the patient to contract the external obliques while they are decompressing the spine in quadruped or against the wall while also strengthening the longus colli with capital flexionzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...


seriously, the only words i understood from jen's lecture were "mmmkay" and "any questions? mmmmkay"

there were some kicks in the pants

*woulda made sense, but you dont have 1 hour to hear it and i dont have a day to storyboard the most epic camo-crazed STDewey drunken ramble of all time

JACQUIEFORTHEWIN!

bitch this fabulous gotsta be called "jacquelyn"!

this is mom flyin in with her big bag of fabulocity

GOLD STAR, MOM!

pre-buying antipasti and pignolis at the most fabulous little italian deli?!!! and wha--vino waiting for us at the shop down the block?!!!!
birthday win!!!!!!!

listen up, bartenders

every drink should come with water.
that's both a good rule and an extra special warning to you for my birthday boozin.

my level of disinterest alone takes years off my life

like swallowing gum.

dear erin's mom,

your spaghetti sauce is just what my hangover needed! my spaghetti baby and i give you a gold star!

stef and caroline at the burlesque show

this is the saddest story that i've ever told

so yesterday there were leftover catering sandwiches. and of course i vultured some for dinner. but i forgot to take it home. this morning i come in to work to find my sandwich
half
eaten.

...


LOOOOOOW.

way to fuck it all up, kanye

and while i'm at it, pentagon city, you are not a field trip destination, so cut it out with the busloads of kids already. i'm tryin to get my shop on.

fruit on the bottom yogurt, i stare at your in disgust

god. you're a purchase only a mom could make.

SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN HEAR MY JAMS

food fail

not recommended: whatever i bought from HMart

balcony boozin

big boozin in small spaces.

someone get me a job at the uffizi.
fer serious.

guest spot

stef's liver.
by caroline.

and i'm definitely too hungover for this shit

and i'm too hungover for this shit

i'm too hungover for this shit

oh friday, i'm too hungover for this shit

it's mika week!

but stef, doesn't having the same song stuck in your head all week get annoying?
nope.